What am I wearing?
What am I wearing?
What do you think?
Well, I'll tell you what I'm wearing,
So you don't have to think.
I'm wearing a brown sweater, that just hugs me tight.
Who needs a boyfriend when cloth is this nice?
I'm wearing a pair of new grey shorts-
For me to be free, for me to be right.
Shorts are really nice, you know?
Just enough cloth to cover the goods,
But not so much that you can't expose-
Those nice little limbs in which I wear